A Load of Arse….
Tuesday evening saw Team Triumph heading down to Cafe de Paris to look at a bunch of arses!
I’m not talking about the usual type of WAG Wannabees or dodgy blokes you might usually find frequenting these types of establishments, but real live bona fide bottoms! Even better it was for work related purposes and everything!
This was the UK “show me your sloggi” competition, in which the winners not only won a Vespa but will go on to represent the UK in the international final in Paris, where they will be battling (bottoming?) it out against the finalists from 32 other countries to win the prestigious title of “best bottom in the world!” (plus some cash and potentially a modelling contract).
Needless to say a great time was had by all: We all got drunk. I decided that if Media doesn’t work out for me then I could always pursue a career as a “bum expert” (yup such a job does exist), Tim got so excited by the bevvy of lovely ladies that his specs steamed up and the lovely Lou managed to get herself a date! All in all a very successful evening.
Go to www.smys.sloggi.com for more details or see below…Which bum would you chose?
