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Mud Mud Glorious Mud

This summer has shown a drastic rise in the number of summer music festivals and an ever growing list of great venues such as:

‘V’
Isle of white
Reading
Glastonbury
Bestival
Global Gathering

The growing number of companies willing to sponsor and advertise at these events has caused a rapid growth over the past few years.

Each summer brings a different experience.  Bestival was appropriately themed ‘under the sea’ this year as it was the wettest one ever.  Glastonbury is always a wash.  Matthew, a member of the Ubisoft team and pictured below, attended Bestival dressed as Scuba Steve from the movie Big Daddy.

What was your highlight of this year’s festivals that you have attended?

 

Start Spreading the News

Having run out of butter one-too-many times we’ve taken to mixing sandwich fillings with sheer abandon - and not without success!

• Peanut Butter & Jam (Jelly, according to Patrick)
• Peanut Butter & Honey
• Peanut Butter & Chocolate Spread
• Chocolate Spread & Honey

I’ve been told Banana, Peanut Butter & Honey is pretty sensational, and Elvis’ favourite was Bacon & Peanut Butter…. what’s your favourite?

 

 

Did I just see Steve Tyler?

A few of us headed over to Company Magazines 30th birthday party in Camden last night - where we experienced some serious z-list celeb spotting including Calum Best, Avid Merrion and enough Big Brother contestants to sink a (rather beautiful) ship.
A good time was had by all, with make-up artists and hairdressers on hand, some excellent goodie-bags (including what some might say was an excessive amount of Durex lube) and thankfully no broken ankles from dancing on the cobblestones.
We also got papped on our way out, until they obviously realised who we were (or weren’t!). I don’t think we have many celeb look-a-likes in our office, although Gemma says people often mistake her for Steven Tyler from Aerosmith…….
Any suggestions?

Something for a rainy day…

Although there doesn’t seem to be a consensus on the absolute number of words Eskimos have for snow (anything between 4 and 100), I’m thinking that it will be more than the British have for rain. Given the extent to which “rain” features in national life, this just seems wrong.
For instance, Lou and I were walking along Bloomsbury Way this morning with umbrellas up but still getting damp (not wet, soaked or drenched) because the ‘water in the air’ didn’t really qualify as “rain” – it was of the ‘swirling-around-atomised-get-a-grip-pointless’ variety.
But, like the sticky-up thing atop a Frenchman’s beret, there wasn’t a word to describe it, or our situation. Surely in a country as ‘rainy’ as ours there’s got to be more than just “downpour”, “shower” or “drizzle”?  Please let me know if there is.  And if there isn’t, perhaps it’s time we created some rain words!
I mean, the Germans have “pladdern” (very strong rain, fairly big drops), “prasseln” (also strong rain, but with smaller drops), “gießen” (just boring old strong rain), “pieseln” (a light rain that’s barely there - also means “to pee”), and “nieseln” (similar to “pieseln”, but with very small drops. Apparently.
Maybe the new rain words could be onomatopoetic.  In Ukranian/Russian, “kapaty” means light rain, and “nakrapaty” even lighter rain; “barabanit’ is the sound of rain battering against window panes or the roof.  In China they use “didadida”.  In Welsh, “pitran patran” is light rain.  “Tittuf” is Hebrew for dripping rain.  Again, apparently.
Anyone have any suggestions for words for ‘rain situations’? If nothing else, it’ll give you something to do on a, er, rainy day!

 

Dublin Awayday…..

Sooooo….. our annual BJK&E conference has come and gone once more…

I think we are all agreed that it was a fab few days, we all learnt a new thing or two about media and BJK&Es future plans and also had some great fun bonding over tandem bicycles and space hoppers!!!

So everyone, what was your highlight of the trip?!

I personally quite enjoyed partaking in the space hopper race, falling off every 2 bounces and coming a very very poor last! Proved to me that I definately should not give up the day job!!!

 

White Rabbit, White Rabbit….. Hmmmmm…..

Ok, so it’s the 1st of September and whenever it comes to the 1st of the month I’m always reminded of that old superstitious ritual that I got embedded into my brain during my time at University by my paranoid housemate…and that is the ritual of saying ‘white rabbit, white rabbit, white rabbit’ out loud in the morning before you get out of bed.

Even though I don’t really believe something bad will happen if I forget to chant white rabbit x3, I still make sure I do it and if I remember half way through the day that I haven’t done it (like today), I do have a little panic just in case it’s real.

My only real superstition is magpies - If I see a lone magpie I have to look away immediately and cancel my bad luck by making a ring with my thumb and finger then breaking it with another finger. Madness? Probably. 

It got me thinking - what other superstitious rituals do we all follow despite knowing they are utter nonsense?!

How low can you go ………..and how early?

Over here on the light side of the office we have been subconsciously breaking daily records of how low the conversation can go before 9:30am. This morning we had wonderful success and managed a shocking 8:30! Many brains wouldn’t be functioning on a basic level at this time, but we nailed it with gutter like conversation laced with eloquence and wit.

I’m wandering whether or not the success is down to the light side’s newly formed seating arrangement: the named ‘La Triangle de Saucisson’ (Time J, Chris A & Paul C) surrounded by 7 females?

Extra Curricular Activites

As the new football season is now upon us I find myself in the usual two choice conundrum between playing / watching football on a Saturday afternoon. However, as I move forward in my career there is a third option being thrown into the mix - the football jolly on a Saturday afternoon.

What to do - play, watch or attend a match? All are enjoyable and sociable activities to partake in of a weekend, two involve beer but…only one involves moving the 10 metres between bed and sofa nursing a hangover and still wearing my underwear.

I think we have a winner.

I’m a little parched…. fancy a sporting chance?

All this Olympic fever has got me in a bit of a competitive mood..  I have found myself watching Greco Roman wrestling, some gymnastics thing with rubber balls, and synchronised diving with a worrying amount of interest, using this as an excuse for turning up late for work is beginning to wear a little thin with my wonderful boss…. Anyway, I digress, It got me thinking about how to incorporate more sporting challenges into the working day. We may have a Pool table and the odd PS3 to keep us entertained, but there is rarely the time in the day to enjoy these little distractions… then it struck me. We in the Mercedes Team have fiercely competitive game of paper, scissors, stone a number of times a day. None of this Gold Silver and bronze merlarchy, it is for the ultimate prize of not having to make a round of six teas & coffees.  Serious stuff I’m sure you’ll agree.  The only issue I have, and now need your help with, is replacing this classic game with something a bit more up-to-date…  Getting six people’s timing right so no-one reveals themselves too early is a bit of a problem, as is the odd occasion when a game goes on for 34 rounds…   so thinking caps on please…  how do we decide on who makes the tea…. ? 

Biscuit Challenge

An example of the kind of fun we have during our lunch break here at BJKE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qlgn_mBbkcY

Patrick made light work of 5 caramel digestives, clearing the 2 & half minute time limit (also know as the Rocky II theme tune) with time to spare, meaning Matthew had to deposit £1 into the “Goldie pot.” The next challenge is double or quits (£2), but which brand / model of biscuits should we use……be imaginative with your responses…