My Mother is on Facebook!

When facebook first launched everyone jostled to be invited by someone. I could pass someone in the street and I’d be friends with them on Facebook the next day. Popularity could only be recognised by how many friends you had on Facebook. Stalking became a daily event, cheating even harder to orchestrate and logging onto Facebook took priority over logging onto work email.

Things have calmed now and the first flushes of excitment at a new toy have wained. I can only speak on behalf of my own peer group when I say this social network now provides a handy forum for sharing holiday snaps and arranging get togethers.

But I still could not help but feel a sense of dread when my mother announced she had joined Facebook! That sinking feeling I recalled having as a 16 year old teenager who has just had her cigarettes found by her parents!!!

I may be 30 but there are always things you don’t want to tell your Mum, right?

She now has access to my portfolio of (162!!) friends worldwide. (We have become friends on Facebook as I could hardly refuse). So quizzes me on how I know each of them and offers constructive commentry like ‘he looks like a nice chap, why don’t you go out with him’. With friends in Australia there is no control over the southern hemisphere hilarities that appear on my wall and suddenly its imperative to keep a close eye on friendly banter. Dodging photos on nights out has been perfected to a fine art as ‘tagging’ could invite my mother to witness antics she doesn’t need to be privy too!

In contrast mum only has 3 friends, myself, my sister and brother who are equally as panic stricken. So it’s hardly fair that we are not offered the same voyeuristic advantages. Although drunken photos of my mother on the world wide web I can probably do without.

2 Responses to “My Mother is on Facebook!”
  1. Emily Rich Says:

    I have to disagree that you can’t ‘decline’ your parents on facebook. I rejected my dad twice!

  2. Milly Newman Says:

    I would have thought a prolonged campaign of taking and tagging unflattering photos of your Mum would be enough to make her remove you as a friend

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